IT at a retirement home.
Me: “What seems to be the problem ma’am?”
Old Woman: “I was trying to open the search engine to check my email, but it is saying it can’t connect. I think yahoo might be broken.”
Me: *notices wifi is down*
Me: *resets router*
Me: “That’ll be fifty bucks*
I’m using my boyfriend’s dinosaur of a machine to work on all my current commissioned graphic design stuff and it is a bitch to work with because it can only handle adobe cs3… So I’m basically having to relearn a whole new older version of illustrator and it’s slowing my work down quite significantly.
In other news, after I finish my current project I only have two things on my plate but both of those I can’t really do til June-ish so if anyone needs any graphic work I’m free and would love some more projects !!
Anybody else realise how fundamentally strange it is that we choose to live our lives striving to look like corpses, vampires, and ghosts?
Imagine if trees gave off wifi signals. We would be planting so many trees and we’d probably save the planet too.
Too bad they only produce the oxygen we breathe